“If Jack Kerouac and George Orwell incubated a test tube baby in muddy water and on its first birthday was adopted by Joe Strummer, who raised it on a steady diet of rock & roll and Bob Dylan and then in its adolescent years went to live with uncle Thom and aunt Muse in their fallout shelter in the California desert, who Clockwork Oranges’ the poor child with hypnotic and progressive rock music until the age of 16 when it ran away from home and hit the road to do some hypnotising of its own, then that baby might just be called The Deans.”